Population | 10.364 billion |
Capital | Benitoitia |
Leader | Rebecca Darklight |
Faith | Cult of Books |
Currency | Benitoite |
Animal | Colibri |
The Precious Gemnation of Benizloilhe is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Rebecca Darklight with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, lack of airports, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.364 billion Benizloilheans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Benitoitia. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Benizloilhean economy, worth a remarkable 3,638 trillion Benitoites a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 351,064 Benitoites, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have, confused-looking pigeons slide gently off frictionless window ledges, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people, and young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery. Crime is totally unknown. Benizloilhe's national animal is the Colibri, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of Books.
Benizloilhe is ranked 22,976th in the world and 4th in Jeinnhezslhaunia for Most Stationary, with 1,495.22718194288 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Benizloilhe, young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery.
- : Following new legislation in Benizloilhe, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people.
- : Following new legislation in Benizloilhe, confused-looking pigeons slide gently off frictionless window ledges.
- : Following new legislation in Benizloilhe, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have.
- : Following new legislation in Benizloilhe, prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present.
- : Following new legislation in Benizloilhe, illegal hunting is rife after veganism was recently made compulsory.
- : Following new legislation in Benizloilhe, cogitators and mass debaters are skiving off work to hang around the National Symposium Park.
- : Following new legislation in Benizloilhe, increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times.
- : Benizloilhe was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Free.
- : Following new legislation in Benizloilhe, multiple births are a cause of celebration for tax collectors.