The Craggy Hills of Belmoren is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Wesley Torensson with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.867 billion Belmorenites enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ardmore. The average income tax rate is 79.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Belmorenian economy, worth 367 trillion kroner a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 75,502 kroner, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's a bright dawn ahead for Belmoren, Wesley Torensson's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site, it's been a banner year for local vexillology, and the government has solemnly sworn not to look up other nations' internet browsing history if the favor is returned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Belmoren's national animal is the Potoo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

Belmoren is ranked 73,795^th in the world and 372^nd in Europe for Highest Drug Use, scoring 80.8 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.