The Socialist Federation of Belekria is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Mikhail Kasavich with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions and compulsory military service. The quiet, industrious population of 8.757 billion Belekrians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tobruk. The average income tax rate is 8.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Belekrian economy, worth 441 trillion Belekrian Rubles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 50,363 Belekrian Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes, Mikhail Kasavich's used car is held together by bumper stickers that support the opposition, gardeners must genetically test weeds for unique traits before digging them up, and female brains are believed to heat up dangerously when 'overclocked'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Belekria's national animal is the Yastrovakian Brown Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

Belekria is ranked 93,789^th in the world and 1,264^th in The East Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 17.34 flags saluted per person per day.