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For all and for everyone
Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,244thMost Secular: 4,379thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,598th
The Holy Vodkaist-Potatoist Land of
Democratic Socialists
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Belarusball

Population597 million

CapitalMinskball

Currencyruble
AnimalDouble-headed White-tailed Serbian Eagle

The Holy Vodkaist-Potatoist Land of Belarusball is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, avant-garde cinema, and frequent executions. The compassionate, democratic population of 597 million Belarusians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Minskball. The average income tax rate is 77.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Belarusian economy, worth 51.2 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Tourism, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 85,709 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Everyone wants to be on the guest list for diplomatic parties, Leader's Dreadnought-class tankbuster limousine is said to have more ammunition than the entire Brancalandian Army, all mothers are allowed six months fully-paid maternity leave, and the government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Belarusball's national animal is the Double-headed White-tailed Serbian Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Belarusball is ranked 26,493rd in the world and 470th in The Communist Bloc for Smartest Citizens, with 52.28 quips per hour.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,244thTop
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Most Secular: 4,379thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,598thMost Influential: 9,240thNicest Citizens: 10,864thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,690thTop
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Most Inclusive: 13,792ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,075thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,624thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,914thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,152ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,284thLargest Publishing Industry: 17,410thHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,323rdBest Weather: 20,738thHighest Food Quality: 21,494thMost Beautiful Environments: 22,544thHighest Poor Incomes: 22,861stMost Developed: 25,765th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 13th in the regionTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 114th in the regionMost Secular: 146th in the regionLargest Black Market: 167th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 172nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Belarusball, the government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights.
  • : Following new legislation in Belarusball, all mothers are allowed six months fully-paid maternity leave.
  • : Following new legislation in Belarusball, Leader's Dreadnought-class tankbuster limousine is said to have more ammunition than the entire Brancalandian Army.
  • : Belarusball was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Following new legislation in Belarusball, everyone wants to be on the guest list for diplomatic parties.
  • : Following new legislation in Belarusball, glamping Belarusians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi.
  • : Following new legislation in Belarusball, the opposition leader's credibility has been undermined by constant attention drawn to a dodgy toupee.
  • : Following new legislation in Belarusball, one does not simply walk into the tundra.
  • : Following new legislation in Belarusball, judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend.
  • : Following new legislation in Belarusball, soldiers have a preference for fire-and-forget payloads.

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