The Most Serene Republic of Bel Falas is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by the Steward with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 4.535 billion Bel Falasians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dimrill Dale. The average income tax rate is 67.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Bel Falasian economy, worth 526 trillion castars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 116,012 castars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission, Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year, parking lots are littered with coffee cups and doughnut crumbs, and residents of new housing subdivisions complain about the total absence of supermarkets and restaurants. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bel Falas's national animal is the mearas, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is whichever damn religion you please.

Bel Falas is ranked 37,998^th in the world and 50^th in Karma for Lowest Crime Rates, with 78.53 law-abiding acts per hour.