The Republic of Beizjhia is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, otherworldly petting zoo, and parental licensing program. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.851 billion Beizjhians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Beizjhian economy, worth a remarkable 1,980 trillion Evil Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 289,146 Evil Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

Agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government, if you go into the woods today you're sure of a big surprise, the silencing of dissent speaks volumes about the quality of Beizjhian democracy, and patriots insist that size does matter. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beizjhia's national animal is the Dodo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Beizjhia is ranked 2,563^rd in the world and 1^st in Worlds of Colors for Lowest Crime Rates, with 135.67 law-abiding acts per hour.