Nothing Ventured, Nothing Gained
Rudest Citizens: 32ndLargest Retail Industry: 51stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 76th
The Kleptocratic Republic of
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population4.317 billion

LeaderBank of Beauprix

AnimalSpanish Dancer

The Kleptocratic Republic of Beauprix is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Bank of Beauprix with a fair hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, free-roaming dinosaurs, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 4.317 billion Beaupri live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rouveaux. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Beauprix economy, worth a remarkable 1,422 trillion Francs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 329,419 Francs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,068,871 per year while the poor average 3,175, a ratio of 966 to 1.

The controversial show 'Who Wants to be an Immigrant?' has become wildly popular, the nation's first space rocket -- sponsored by Eckie-Ecola and shaped like an enormous soda bottle -- is being developed, most governmental positions are filled by zealous nationalists, and blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Beauprix's national animal is the Spanish Dancer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

Beauprix is ranked 40,227th in the world and 288th in Europe for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 4,245.39 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Rudest Citizens: 32ndLargest Retail Industry: 51stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 76thHighest Crime Rates: 77thMost Armed: 87thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 89thLargest Gambling Industry: 94thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 108thFattest Citizens: 141stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 197thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 212thMost Avoided: 246thMost Influential: 457thHighest Disposable Incomes: 494thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 538thMost Ignorant Citizens: 617thMost Rebellious Youth: 645thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 684thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 923rdLargest Mining Sector: 983rdMost Corrupt Governments: 1,007thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,045thHighest Average Incomes: 1,448thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,521stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,758thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,881stTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 3,114thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,493rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,842ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,249thMost Secular: 10,137thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,121stHighest Economic Output: 11,263rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 11,704thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,694thMost Pro-Market: 13,002ndMost Politically Free: 14,857thMost Efficient Economies: 16,137thHighest Drug Use: 17,722ndLargest Black Market: 18,655th
Highest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 9th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 10th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 10th in the regionTop
Largest Mining Sector: 11th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 15th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 16th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 18th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 21st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 23rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 34th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 40th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 46th in the regionTop
Highest Drug Use: 63rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 73rd in the regionMost Influential: 79th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 81st in the regionMost Extreme: 83rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 83rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 96th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Beauprix, blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic.
  • : Following new legislation in Beauprix, most governmental positions are filled by zealous nationalists.
  • : Following new legislation in Beauprix, the nation's first space rocket -- sponsored by Eckie-Ecola and shaped like an enormous soda bottle -- is being developed.
  • : Following new legislation in Beauprix, the controversial show 'Who Wants to be an Immigrant?' has become wildly popular.
  • : Beauprix endorsed Constantinopple.
  • : Beauprix was endorsed by Constantinopple.
  • : Following new legislation in Beauprix, suburban families are finding themselves increasingly short on food as they waste precious water on their lawns.
  • : Following new legislation in Beauprix, homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities.
  • : Following new legislation in Beauprix, bar brawls are an hourly occurrence.
  • : Following new legislation in Beauprix, drivers regularly pull over for nonexistent police cars.


World Assembly

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