The Communal Confederation of Beatitas is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Collective Leadership by All Beata with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 10.59 billion Beata are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Welfare, Environment, and Administration also on the agenda, while Defense and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Not Applicable. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Beata economy, worth a remarkable 3,022 trillion Not Applicables a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 285,431 Not Applicables, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars, t-shirts displaying a photo of Collective Leadership by All Beata performing the Full-Monty are selling out, Collective Leadership by All Beata is considering changing the nation's name to Blackacre, and astronauts take one small step for Beatitas and one giant step backward from confrontation. Crime is totally unknown. Beatitas's national animal is the dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Unisychism.

Beatitas is ranked 1,826^th in the world and 9^th in The United Federations for Lowest Crime Rates, with 148.23 law-abiding acts per hour.