Serve the State Fleet Admiral Nicholas Millett
Most Advanced Public Transport: 8thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 61stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 126th
The Democratic People's Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
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Population16.758 billion

LeaderFleet Admiral Nicholas Millett
FaithThe Worker's Party of Beatesia


The Democratic People's Republic of Beatesia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Fleet Admiral Nicholas Millett with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, sprawling nuclear power plants, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 16.758 billion Beatesians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Public Transport, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beatesgrad. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Beatesian economy, worth a remarkable 5,932 trillion Shillings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 354,007 Shillings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children seem to be getting better at lying these days, the line of people waiting for a visa interview in front of foreign embassies is typically a mile long, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, and power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Beatesia's national animal is the Owl, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is The Worker's Party of Beatesia.

Beatesia is ranked 301,684th in the world and 9,979th in Osiris for Fattest Citizens, with 3.12 Obesity Rate.

Most Advanced Public Transport: 8thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 61stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 126thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 150thLargest Black Market: 311thMost Subsidized Industry: 359thMost Advanced Public Education: 461stHighest Poor Incomes: 519thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 955thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,063rdMost Corrupt Governments: 1,131stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,336thLargest Governments: 1,346thHighest Average Incomes: 1,412thLowest Crime Rates: 1,436thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,639thHighest Economic Output: 2,060thMost Patriotic: 2,244thTop
Most Developed: 3,643rdLargest Welfare Programs: 3,858thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,953rdHealthiest Citizens: 3,970thMost Secular: 5,266thMost Authoritarian: 6,058thMost Efficient Economies: 6,229thMost Conservative: 9,049thSmartest Citizens: 10,458thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,343rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,825thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,000thTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 16,767thLargest Mining Sector: 18,100thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,336thLargest Populations: 18,588thLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,635thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 25,282ndMost Extreme: 25,638th
Most Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 14th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 16th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 16th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 33rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 33rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 38th in the regionLargest Governments: 46th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 46th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 49th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 58th in the regionMost Patriotic: 59th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 60th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 72nd in the regionTop
Most Authoritarian: 127th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 141st in the regionMost Extreme: 164th in the regionMost Developed: 167th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 179th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 197th in the regionMost Conservative: 227th in the regionMost Secular: 262nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 275th in the regionLargest Populations: 474th in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 519th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 540th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 585th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 745th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 835th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 877th in the regionMost Income Equality: 973rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,000th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,003rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Beatesia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombified.
  • : Beatesia was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Glorious People's Republic of Tiplomecja, infecting 16 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!
  • : Beatesia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Zombies, Most Dead, and Most Survivors.
  • : Beatesia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Beatesia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Beatesia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Beatesia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Beatesia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Beatesia's influence in Osiris rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Beatesia's influence in Osiris rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".