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Serve the State Fleet Admiral Nicholas Millett
Most Advanced Public Transport: 10thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 62ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 127th
The Democratic People's Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Influence
Newcomer
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Beatesia

Population19.061 billion

CapitalBeatesgrad
LeaderFleet Admiral Nicholas Millett
FaithThe Worker's Party of Beatesia

CurrencyShilling
AnimalOwl

The Democratic People's Republic of Beatesia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Fleet Admiral Nicholas Millett with an iron fist, and notable for its aversion to nipples, national health service, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 19.061 billion Beatesians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Public Transport, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beatesgrad. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Beatesian economy, worth a remarkable 6,797 trillion Shillings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 356,618 Shillings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Heroes long thought dead are promptly killed upon their return, dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming, the stratosphere is full of "silent but deadly" attacks from Fleet Admiral Nicholas Millett's rear echelons, and ignorance is considered a politically desirable quality. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Beatesia's national animal is the Owl, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is The Worker's Party of Beatesia.

Beatesia is ranked 215,750th in the world and 6,431st in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 32.36235428808 days.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 10thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 62ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 127thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 187thLargest Black Market: 305thMost Subsidized Industry: 470thMost Advanced Public Education: 505thHighest Poor Incomes: 692ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,121stHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,244thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,373rdLargest Governments: 1,565thHighest Average Incomes: 1,616thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,719thLowest Crime Rates: 1,797thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,807thHighest Economic Output: 1,913thTop
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Most Developed: 3,943rdMost Patriotic: 4,092ndLargest Welfare Programs: 4,193rdHealthiest Citizens: 4,582ndMost Authoritarian: 4,762ndMost Secular: 5,235thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,100thMost Efficient Economies: 7,929thMost Conservative: 9,301stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,448thSmartest Citizens: 10,725thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,537thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,641stTop
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Largest Populations: 17,959thMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,783rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 21,936thLargest Information Technology Sector: 22,118thLargest Mining Sector: 23,172ndMost Extreme: 26,642ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 26,877thMost Income Equality: 28,817th
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 18th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 20th in the regionLargest Black Market: 20th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 21st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 43rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 49th in the regionLargest Governments: 52nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 62nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 70th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 73rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 80th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 83rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 103rd in the regionTop
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Most Authoritarian: 145th in the regionMost Developed: 190th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 206th in the regionMost Extreme: 211th in the regionMost Patriotic: 234th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 253rd in the regionMost Secular: 270th in the regionMost Conservative: 312th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 372nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 427th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 483rd in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 597th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 613th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 874th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 892nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 1,024th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Beatesia's influence in Lazarus rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Following new legislation in Beatesia, ignorance is considered a politically desirable quality.
  • : Following new legislation in Beatesia, the stratosphere is full of "silent but deadly" attacks from Fleet Admiral Nicholas Millett's rear echelons.
  • : Following new legislation in Beatesia, dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming.
  • : Following new legislation in Beatesia, heroes long thought dead are promptly killed upon their return.
  • : Following new legislation in Beatesia, government statistics suggest 115% of the population love Fleet Admiral Nicholas Millett.
  • : Beatesia's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Beatesia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : Beatesia's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Beatesia was refounded in Lazarus.

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