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There are lot of fine fruits around here
Largest Agricultural Sector: 382ndMost Patriotic: 492ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 570th
The Rogue Nation of
Moralistic Democracy
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Baznania

Population7.421 billion

CurrencyFruizlhiau
AnimalFruit Dolphin

The Rogue Nation of Baznania is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, pith helmet sales, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 7.421 billion Baznanians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Baznanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,435 trillion Fruizlhiaus a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 328,176 Fruizlhiaus, with the richest citizens earning 6.9 times as much as the poorest.

Aging citizens are celebrating the end of the 'Early Bird War', military barracks resemble five-star hotels, judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend, and the sick and dying are locked in their homes with a red "X" painted on the front door. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Baznania's national animal is the Fruit Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Baznania is ranked 40,095th in the world and 67th in Worlds of Colors for Most Stationary, with 1,129.21102730448 days.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 382ndMost Patriotic: 492ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 570thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 686thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 711thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 752ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,422ndMost Armed: 1,681stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,045thLargest Black Market: 2,156thHighest Average Incomes: 2,161stMost Devout: 2,395thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 3,291stHealthiest Citizens: 3,415thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,572ndLargest Mining Sector: 3,941stLongest Average Lifespans: 4,198thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,486thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,730thLowest Crime Rates: 6,399thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,425thMost Developed: 7,272ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,867thMost Efficient Economies: 9,166thHighest Economic Output: 9,520thSmartest Citizens: 10,502ndLargest Governments: 10,503rdHighest Poor Incomes: 12,021stMost Subsidized Industry: 13,134thHighest Food Quality: 14,745thTop
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Most Inclusive: 14,984thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,672ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,499thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,560thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 20,048thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,712thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,957thBest Weather: 22,120thMost Valuable International Artwork: 22,453rdMost Influential: 24,105th
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Highest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 6th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 6th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 7th in the regionLargest Populations: 8th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 9th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9th in the regionMost Cultured: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 11th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 12th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Baznania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Food Quality, Longest Average Lifespans, and Most Developed.
  • : Following new legislation in Baznania, the sick and dying are locked in their homes with a red "X" painted on the front door.
  • : Following new legislation in Baznania, judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend.
  • : Following new legislation in Baznania, military barracks resemble five-star hotels.
  • : Following new legislation in Baznania, aging citizens are celebrating the end of the 'Early Bird War'.
  • : Following new legislation in Baznania, the "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture.
  • : Following new legislation in Baznania, thousands of children die every day from easily curable illnesses.
  • : Following new legislation in Baznania, forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies.
  • : Following new legislation in Baznania, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people.
  • : Following new legislation in Baznania, the nation's best artists are considered pretty easy to beat.

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