Population | 7.421 billion |
Currency | Fruizlhiau |
Animal | Fruit Dolphin |
The Rogue Nation of Baznania is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, pith helmet sales, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 7.421 billion Baznanians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Baznanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,435 trillion Fruizlhiaus a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 328,176 Fruizlhiaus, with the richest citizens earning 6.9 times as much as the poorest.
Aging citizens are celebrating the end of the 'Early Bird War', military barracks resemble five-star hotels, judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend, and the sick and dying are locked in their homes with a red "X" painted on the front door. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Baznania's national animal is the Fruit Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.
Baznania is ranked 40,095th in the world and 67th in Worlds of Colors for Most Stationary, with 1,129.21102730448 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Baznania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Food Quality, Longest Average Lifespans, and Most Developed.
- : Following new legislation in Baznania, the sick and dying are locked in their homes with a red "X" painted on the front door.
- : Following new legislation in Baznania, judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend.
- : Following new legislation in Baznania, military barracks resemble five-star hotels.
- : Following new legislation in Baznania, aging citizens are celebrating the end of the 'Early Bird War'.
- : Following new legislation in Baznania, the "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture.
- : Following new legislation in Baznania, thousands of children die every day from easily curable illnesses.
- : Following new legislation in Baznania, forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies.
- : Following new legislation in Baznania, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people.
- : Following new legislation in Baznania, the nation's best artists are considered pretty easy to beat.