The Federation of Batchlogradia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.16 billion Batcheans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Novovladiti. The average income tax rate is 45.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Batchean economy, worth 90.0 trillion Krojas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 77,546 Krojas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators, the endangered saltwater humpback Batchean Falcon is only seen in captivity programs, coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list, and police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Batchlogradia's national animal is the Batchean Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Batchlogradia is ranked 201,700^th in the world and 10,062^nd in the South Pacific for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring 26.4 on the Hayek Index.