The Kadıköy Canaries of Barlyy is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Barlyy Koç with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 4.101 billion Barlyyians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Şükrü Saracoğlu Stadyumu. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Barlyyian economy, worth 899 trillion Markkaa a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 219,326 Markkaa, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Barlyyians are fixin' ta comma any way they wanna, recognizing the Barlyyian flag qualifies you for citizenship, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web, and passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Barlyy's national animal is the canary, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Baloominati.

Barlyy is ranked 268,742^nd in the world and 1^st in Konglomera for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.28 crimes per hour.