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Most Valuable International Artwork: 298thSafest: 309thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 522nd
The Kadıköy Canaries of
Democratic Socialists
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Hermit
Founder / Er-doug-han
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Some
Economy
Frightening
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Barlyy

Population4.101 billion

CapitalŞükrü Saracoğlu Stadyumu
LeaderBarlyy Koç
Faiththe Baloominati

CurrencyMarkka
Animalcanary

The Kadıköy Canaries of Barlyy is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Barlyy Koç with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 4.101 billion Barlyyians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Şükrü Saracoğlu Stadyumu. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Barlyyian economy, worth 899 trillion Markkaa a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 219,326 Markkaa, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Barlyyians are fixin' ta comma any way they wanna, recognizing the Barlyyian flag qualifies you for citizenship, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web, and passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Barlyy's national animal is the canary, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Baloominati.

Barlyy is ranked 268,742nd in the world and 1st in Konglomera for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.28 crimes per hour.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 298thSafest: 309thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 522ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 553rdMost Secular: 577thLargest Welfare Programs: 621stMost Developed: 701stLongest Average Lifespans: 775thLowest Crime Rates: 779thBest Weather: 834thMost Patriotic: 837thHighest Average Tax Rates: 870thHealthiest Citizens: 891stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 981stLargest Governments: 1,211thNicest Citizens: 1,238thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,252ndMost Pacifist: 1,298thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,351stMost Beautiful Environments: 1,365thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,434thHighest Food Quality: 1,526thMost Inclusive: 1,530thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,677thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,720thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,744thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,771stSmartest Citizens: 1,935thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,203rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,479thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,557thMost Cultured: 2,611thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 3,241stMost Efficient Economies: 3,379thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,863rdMost Subsidized Industry: 4,028thHighest Average Incomes: 5,736thNudest: 5,743rdMost Income Equality: 9,430thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 15,885thHighest Economic Output: 24,119th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Barlyy, passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections.
  • : Following new legislation in Barlyy, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web.
  • : Following new legislation in Barlyy, recognizing the Barlyyian flag qualifies you for citizenship.
  • : Following new legislation in Barlyy, Barlyyians are fixin' ta comma any way they wanna.
  • : Barlyy lodged a message on the Institute of Cellulose Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Barlyy, the sound of wooden legs echo throughout Barlyy after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax.
  • : Following new legislation in Barlyy, a blood-red mark on the doorframe means a building must be passed over for destruction.
  • : Following new legislation in Barlyy, people make a career out of medical voyeurism.
  • : Barlyy lodged a message on the Callista Regional Message Board.
  • : Barlyy lodged a message on the Callista Regional Message Board.

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