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Legendaries are 100% inflated. Pal Barlko
Most Valuable International Artwork: 76thLeast Corrupt Governments: 924thSafest: 1,098th
The Bartenders of
Democratic Socialists
Influence
Dominator
Founder
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Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Barlyy

Population1.674 billion

CapitalIstranbarul
LeaderPal Barlko
Faithoutpizzaing the hut

Currencypepperoni pizza
Animalpizza eating cow

The Bartenders of Barlyy is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Pal Barlko with an even hand, and remarkable for its digital currency, rampant corporate plagiarism, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 1.674 billion Luigis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Istranbarul. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Mario economy, worth 226 trillion pepperoni pizzas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 135,164 pepperoni pizzas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Rural Luigis stare in awe at the bright lights of the big cities, surveillance cameras are banned, the best spies are positively radiant after completing a big mission, and a surprisingly large share of the nation's budget is used to buy new houses for immigrants. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Barlyy's national animal is the pizza eating cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is outpizzaing the hut.

Barlyy is ranked 83,454th in the world and 1st in Scardinavia for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 144,296 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 76thLeast Corrupt Governments: 924thSafest: 1,098thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,261stLargest Welfare Programs: 1,778thMost Pacifist: 1,909thTop
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Nicest Citizens: 2,462ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,476thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,042ndBest Weather: 3,187thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,204thHealthiest Citizens: 3,269thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,486thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,800thMost Inclusive: 3,988thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,994thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,827thLowest Crime Rates: 4,963rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,103rdMost Developed: 5,360thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,325thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,333rdLargest Governments: 6,337thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,740thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,193rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,212thSmartest Citizens: 7,849thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,167thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,315thMost Cultured: 10,679thMost Income Equality: 11,329thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,960thTop
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Most Secular: 14,287thMost Efficient Economies: 14,337thHighest Average Incomes: 18,111thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 20,231stLargest Publishing Industry: 20,312th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Barlyy, a surprisingly large share of the nation's budget is used to buy new houses for immigrants.
  • : Following new legislation in Barlyy, the best spies are positively radiant after completing a big mission.
  • : Following new legislation in Barlyy, surveillance cameras are banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Barlyy, rural Luigis stare in awe at the bright lights of the big cities.
  • : Barlyy's influence in Scardinavia fell from "Hermit" to "Dominator".
  • : Barlyy deleted a regional poll in Scardinavia.
  • : Following new legislation in Barlyy, ordinary soldiers trade rumors about the top secret "Death From Above" project.
  • : Barlyy appointed The Holy Empire of Durmengrad II as Local Clown with authority over Polls in Scardinavia.
  • : Barlyy lodged a message on the Scardinavia Regional Message Board.
  • : Barlyy lodged a message on the Scardinavia Regional Message Board.

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