The State of Barccino is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 19.766 billion Barccinoans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Welfare, although Education, Defense, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.9%.

The strong Barccinoan economy, worth a remarkable 1,103 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Pizza Delivery, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 55,816 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 379,484 per year while the poor average 2,999, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Surveillance cameras are banned, voting is voluntary, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, and Barccino has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Barccino's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Barccino is ranked 262,617^th in the world and 1^st in Barcelona for Most Patriotic, with 1.13 flags saluted per person per day.