Work hard and we might not kill you. Milan Stojanovic
Largest Retail Industry: 151stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 291stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 369th
The People's Republic of
Corporate Police State
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population3.281 billion

LeaderMilan Stojanovic
FaithState Atheism


The People's Republic of Banabistan is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Milan Stojanovic with an iron fist, and remarkable for its triple-decker prams, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.281 billion Banabistanis are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kaempfstok. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Banabistani economy, worth 871 trillion lire a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 265,580 lire, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,443,890 per year while the poor average 2,951, a ratio of 828 to 1.

A faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, a third of Banabistanis are e-certified CEOs, and orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Banabistan's national animal is the dove, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Banabistan is ranked 35,501st in the world and 1,655th in The North Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 70.56 on the Human Development Index.

Largest Retail Industry: 151stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 291stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 369thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 492ndLargest Insurance Industry: 572ndMost Corrupt Governments: 606thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 641stMost Influential: 794thMost Avoided: 857thMost Secular: 921stHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,041stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,287thFattest Citizens: 1,688thMost Efficient Economies: 1,885thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 2,079thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,813thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,822ndHighest Average Incomes: 2,846thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,250thRudest Citizens: 3,349thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,915thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,282ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4,363rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,628thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,083rdLowest Crime Rates: 5,578thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,092ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,958thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,320thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,923rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8,344thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,668thLargest Governments: 8,719thMost Conservative: 9,919thTop
Smartest Citizens: 11,283rdLargest Black Market: 12,265thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,391stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 14,566thMost Pro-Market: 16,149thHighest Economic Output: 19,384thMost Extreme: 20,435th
Largest Retail Industry: 6th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 11th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 24th in the regionMost Avoided: 26th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 26th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 36th in the regionMost Secular: 45th in the regionFattest Citizens: 55th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 57th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 60th in the regionTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 103rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 105th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 107th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 109th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 112th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 139th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 176th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 178th in the regionRudest Citizens: 186th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 212th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 277th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 282nd in the regionMost Influential: 283rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 303rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 327th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 337th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 347th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 353rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 371st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 433rd in the regionLargest Governments: 436th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 448th in the regionLargest Black Market: 455th in the regionTop
Most Conservative: 592nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 600th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 610th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 629th in the regionMost Extreme: 634th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 635th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Banabistan was endorsed by The Free Land of Vathnutum.
  • : Banabistan was endorsed by The United States of Kenaniahistan.
  • : Following new legislation in Banabistan, orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step.
  • : Banabistan was endorsed by The Republic of The Unicrons.
  • : Following new legislation in Banabistan, a third of Banabistanis are e-certified CEOs.
  • : Following new legislation in Banabistan, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.
  • : Following new legislation in Banabistan, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park.
  • : Following new legislation in Banabistan, Banabistanis are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks.
  • : Following new legislation in Banabistan, the police go to great efforts to seize contraband favored by politicians on the police oversight committee.
  • : Following new legislation in Banabistan, burgers often list "miscellaneous meats" in their ingredients.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 267 » El Fiji Grande, Territorio di Nessuno, Notyoutopia, Corfad, The Rhein States, Yaorozu, Ethnon, Loutsland, Acrabinnia, Great Bights Mum, Former English Colony, Omnistria, Koda-Land, Destructive Government Endorsing System, New Pruessen, Shadowrik, Napnomadia, Kasazzastan, Shibutani, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Maott, Sunto, Kwaj, Malta Comino Gozo, Wilkshire, Trillius, Joodey, Dar es Saalam, North Bratislava, Dreadton, Sundred, Guer Aike, PlanetPunk, Frances Francis the First of France, Steampunk Ariel, Wineclaw, 1 very fast endotarter, Selfgradatude, Xentherida, Pasargad, Sil Dorsett, Astrind, Solidair, Cinnibar, Holy Oranz, Siwale, Viridiann, Abject Ludicrosity, Glurponia, Zumlandia, and 217 others.Kobagia, British Pacific Islands, SORT, Egalico, Wisconsota, Seenvorland, Haor Chall, Bearical, Soviet Terran, Runeda, Pallaith, Vincone Cae, Orado, Daiz, Valhalla123, Zeternia, The Tampa Bay Rays, New Octicarg, Newpromisedland, Partax, McMasterdonia, Faircliff, The Stratosphere Islands, Votak Matim, Fizban, Solskjar, Sea Ghost, Tellavinna, Nakayo, Gnomewatchers, The Iron Lions, Moubarakistan, Eteles, Serendipita Martia, Universal State Formula, Clan Spaniel, New Lakemba, Lendara, Wallachian People, Tachycardia, Xagill, PotatoFarmers, United Kahndaq, Kranostav, Zecit, Yukti, Empy, Pazair, Dabarastan, Zyvetskistaahn, Itallitopia, Ravendi, The Reorganized Arctic Territories, Interdimensional Zone, Zokk, Fraguale Cothe, New Trisone, The Austro Germanic Union, Castle Federation, Diodone, Palgo, Fendlium, Terban Kedah, Praeceps, Valentine Z, Volstokn, Loli County, Cobleck Weleis, Avemterra, Lungha, New Avian, Hamerica, Free Culture, Merconitonitopia, Solmetria, Valatic Ash, Kelvaros Prime, Noahs Second Country, Dakota Territories, Woodsend, Pheonisland, The New Communist Republic Of States, Yokciq Empire, Wit Noreis, Pleroma Sans Romans, MiaryBhalzhack, The Endless Eventide, Xyrron, Methor, Eschatosia, KhalChicken, The World Capitalist Confederation, New Jamgra, Olofin, Vexilia, SherpDaWerp in TNP, Ihese, The Lancerian Empire, The Windmilluminati, Psychotic Vegans, Prevaland, Crader, Cape Flower, Plangainer, The Galactic Triumvirate, Nisastria, Avastate, Antiyard, Nistriabar, Westinor, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Varola, Unshleepd, Irishvan, Aeolist, Free Nation of Hong Kong, Schnuftelland, U S Eh, Nationeer, The Pantheons, Terra Aquilon, Korovan Isles, Californian Redwood, Zemnaya Svoboda, Mon Civia, Godwanna, Prydania, Solimun, Rescadra, Astronomical, Beasluxia, The Serdey Islands, Fauzjhia, Mesopotama, Greater Pittsburgh, PortvgaI, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Ver Testua, Frostcell, Sikol, Fluffy Noodles, Saperisole, Zzozona, Iztocna Slavija, Eurasian Foederatio, Timothea, Advancia-Sizzletown, Hoglands, Plutayah, Veast, Termathe, Libertania Democratica, I Like Killing people, Saugeria, The Calabash Protectorate, Shinjuku tokyo 0, TyGerria, Reission, Asoc lon, Brucklania, Simone Republic, Borsukia, Kocherian, Lionia, Ihsan, Wolvenland, Eywaan, The Havens, Smesh, Mimia, Cowbridge, Seanat, Fayyayid, Innocentic, Solcius, Arichia, Maclare, Damsmel, Highton Islands, Nouvelle-Floride, Unimaginable Doom, Fracie, Animu Place, Pokemanland, Principia Mathematica, Madjack, Labora, Energi Empire, Kragsgale, Nolan Burg, Gunits, Estandarte, Buckhem, Xipher, Erubetia, Lux Conos, Astal Aavors, Franklin Jacksons Canada, Amerian States, WeKnow, Illusia and Neverendia, Sisang, Aeurithianar, Artemis Selene, Andexia, Eastern Cous Empria, Sattelbach, Ultra777, Neu-Galicia, Frahnkzaden, Heilhum Imperius, Democratic Republic of Kohland, Geektopia, Great Robertia, The Unicrons, Kenaniahistan, and Vathnutum.

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