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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 483rd Most Influential: 1,111th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,003rd
The United Provinces of
Left-wing Utopia
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Superb

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Balzaria

Population10.629 billion

CapitalBalzarus

Currencybalzan
Animalwagtail

The United Provinces of Balzaria is a gargantuan, genial nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic population of 10.629 billion Balzarians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Balzarus. The average income tax rate is 88.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Balzarian economy, worth 670 trillion balzans a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 63,079 balzans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Leader's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies, feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary, workers tend to schedule naps during all-hands meetings, and grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Balzaria's national animal is the wagtail, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Balzaria is ranked 164,272nd in the world and 8,480th in The North Pacific for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -15.68 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 483rdMost Influential: 1,111thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,003rdBest Weather: 5,297thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,435thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,704thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,694thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,350thSafest: 7,520thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,301stTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 8,815thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,833rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,904thHealthiest Citizens: 10,324thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,633rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,093rdNicest Citizens: 12,253rdMost Cultured: 12,401stNudest: 12,988thMost Compassionate Citizens: 15,905thSmartest Citizens: 16,443rd
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 151st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 258th in the regionBest Weather: 291st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 306th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 314th in the regionLargest Populations: 343rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 354th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 360th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 370th in the regionSafest: 389th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 400th in the regionNudest: 416th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 455th in the regionMost Influential: 461st in the regionMost Stationary: 481st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 498th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 508th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 564th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 609th in the regionMost Cultured: 611th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 635th in the regionNicest Citizens: 682nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 880th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Balzaria, grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly.
  • : Following new legislation in Balzaria, workers tend to schedule naps during all-hands meetings.
  • : Following new legislation in Balzaria, feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary.
  • : Following new legislation in Balzaria, Leader's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies.
  • : Following new legislation in Balzaria, Jennifer Government is a bestseller.
  • : Balzaria was endorsed by The Kianese Empire of McMasterdonia.
  • : Following new legislation in Balzaria, the government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region.
  • : Following new legislation in Balzaria, Bigtopian interference in domestic elections is always democratically sanctioned.
  • : Balzaria was reclassified from "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise" to "Left-wing Utopia".
  • : Following new legislation in Balzaria, teenage TV characters are played by thirty-year-olds by the end of the second season.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 213 » Notyoutopia, Yaorozu, Siwale, Sunto, Great Bights Mum, Alice Gardens, Holy Oranz, American MapleStory, Sil Dorsett, Guslantis, Xentherida, Crodaria, Malta Comino Gozo, Pallaith, Shadowrik, Frances Francis the First of France, PlanetPunk, Kwaj, Amerian States, Selfgradatude, General COE, SillyString, Necromonia, Shin-Hachioji, Ainsworth, Diodone, New Lakemba, Yukti, Kelvaros Prime, New Chilokver, Buckerino, Cloydicia, Bayern-Straubing, The Iron Lions, Beodarasc, Moubarakistan, Universal State Formula, Territorio di Nessuno, Tredano, Wineclaw, Unsophisticate, Ice and Tinian, The The Bierands, Aroa, Plumas, Weehay, Corfad, Wodan, The Syca, Palisede, and 163 others.Unimaginable Doom, Maott, Agrauron, Mzeusia, Gladio II, Malvad, Ozstan, Eglise Sainte Eve, Puczovska, Ceretis, Atain, Phoronu, Q w e r t y, Shibutani, THX1138, Ka Ching, Californian Redwood, The Gamer Party, Former English Colony, Northern Glory, New Trisone, Koda-Land, Kylesburgh, Highton Islands, Lower Nubia, Mazeoftime, Snoodum, Racoda, Whereisthatistan, Sacrento, Suicidistan, Sanjurika, Zeternia, Ethnon, Pleroma Sans Romans, Sundred, Hyperbanus, Empy, United Draconia, SORT, Misuvelia, Dovena, Quranite, The United States of Romania, El Fiji Grande, Arstungry, Copria, Dar es Saalam, Imperial Higerker Rus, Yarecir, Wilkshire, Amestris-Britannia, Babacar, Greater Pittsburgh, The Rhein States, The Pantheons, The Most Freedom Ever, New Bremerton, New Pruessen, The Serdey Islands, Newrun, Spartoptia, Valhalla123, Niradans, Elijaia, United Kahndaq, Chamocha, Votak Matim, Sinelona, Vincone Cae, Uganda Knuckles UK, North Bratislava, Egalico, Torakuen, Maovale, The Windmilluminati, Dreadton, Guer Aike, Omnistria, Sakaryata, Kasazzastan, Wunderstrafanstalt, Avemterra, Papika, Warsaw-Halicz, HeartLard, Amauri, Federation Terra Australis, The Austro Germanic Union, Outer Egorniand, The South Falls, Kobagia, Atomic Industry Islands, Ninjak30, Lunallian, Zumlandia, Piptaimerfulopia, Napnomadia, Sheldanada, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Bearical, Australiland, Ethereal Expanse, United North American, Hong Kong Empire, Black Templares, The Black Cathedral, Analomink, Overwhelming Regret, Ara Antrizuls, Cinnibar, Steraz, Ostrolia, New Eleria, Pasargad, INTEGRAL, Alunya, Joodey, The Sinclarian Provinces, Zemnaya Svoboda, Justanistan, 1 very fast endotarter, Artemizistan, Wohlstantia, New Ducklands, Panama Coalition, Ofemerica, Tappan Hills, Bananaaaaa, Solmetria, Jasminlandia, The Discipled, IsiMUd, Wisconsota, Divine Eulogy, Saturns Edge, Spunkland, Novare Res, The Notorious Mad Jack, Ibiscaton, Fortnite Eco, Kirostan, Norostilors, Union of Austria-Hungary, Haor Chall, Plangainer, Noiah, Acrabinnia, Peldorn, Steampunk Ariel, Trillius, The Stratosphere Islands, Intrapolia, Vikingiarchy, Marijuana Haven, Kontara, Lost Staria, Norvayopia, Aerilia, Durgron, Xandarnia, Tsardom of Leonlandia, and McMasterdonia.

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