The Republic of Baloo Kingdom WA is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Baloo von Bruinwald XIII with an even hand, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.412 billion Balooites are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Baloo Kingdom City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Baloo Kingdomian economy, worth a remarkable 1,054 trillion Prickly Pears a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 125,413 Prickly Pears, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 424,459 per year while the poor average 27,384, a ratio of 15.5 to 1.

Farm turkeys are given high doses of antidepressants to take their minds off the holiday season, foreign governments are threatened if they so much as mention the word "election", a politician who is photographed pulling a funny face while eating can say goodbye to their credibility, and tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of historical leaders at Mount Rushless. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Baloo Kingdom WA's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lutheran Christianity.

Baloo Kingdom WA is ranked 15,316^th in the world and 2^nd in The Tavern for Lowest Crime Rates, with 93.87 law-abiding acts per hour.