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Diplomacy at its finest... Baloo von Bruinwald XIII
Most Devout: 8,260thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13,090thLargest Insurance Industry: 17,097th
The IOC Entity of
Moralistic Democracy
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Baloo Kingdom Diplomat VII

Population6.589 billion

CapitalBaloo Kingdom City
LeaderBaloo von Bruinwald XIII
FaithLutheran Christianity

CurrencyPrickly Pears
AnimalBear

The IOC Entity of Baloo Kingdom Diplomat VII is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Baloo von Bruinwald XIII with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, zero percent divorce rate, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 6.589 billion Baloo Kingdom Diplomat VIIians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Baloo Kingdom City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 44.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Baloo Kingdom Diplomat VIIian economy, worth 744 trillion Prickly Pears a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 112,988 Prickly Pears, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

The people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli, recruitment posters proclaim the army to be both fabulous and fashionable, the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion, and seasonal hay-fever sufferers are attending government drug counselling sessions to get free doughnuts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Baloo Kingdom Diplomat VII's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lutheran Christianity.

Baloo Kingdom Diplomat VII is ranked 175,276th in the world and 46th in Institute of Cellulose for Most Stationary, with 89.04878328652 days.

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Most Devout: 8,260thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13,090thTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 17,097thBest Weather: 21,003rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 21,023rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 22,846thMost Conservative: 27,033rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 28,373rd
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Most Devout: 7th in the regionBest Weather: 7th in the regionMost Pacifist: 8th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Baloo Kingdom Diplomat VII was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Baloo Kingdom Diplomat VII, seasonal hay-fever sufferers are attending government drug counselling sessions to get free doughnuts.
  • : Following new legislation in Baloo Kingdom Diplomat VII, the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion.
  • : Following new legislation in Baloo Kingdom Diplomat VII, recruitment posters proclaim the army to be both fabulous and fashionable.
  • : Following new legislation in Baloo Kingdom Diplomat VII, the people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli.
  • : Following new legislation in Baloo Kingdom Diplomat VII, internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered Baloo Kingdom Diplomat VIIian weed picker are way up.
  • : Baloo Kingdom Diplomat VII was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Following new legislation in Baloo Kingdom Diplomat VII, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain.
  • : Following new legislation in Baloo Kingdom Diplomat VII, polygamy is legal.
  • : Following new legislation in Baloo Kingdom Diplomat VII, cowboys often wear wolfskin jackets to the saloon.

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