Population | 6.304 billion |
Capital | Baloo Kingdom City |
Leader | King Baloo Von Bruinwald XIII |
Faith | Lutheran Christianity |
Currency | Prickly Pears |
Animal | Bear |
The Kingdom of Baloo Kingdom Card Farm XXXV is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by King Baloo Von Bruinwald XIII with an iron fist, and notable for its soft-spoken computers, frequent executions, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 6.304 billion Baloo Kingdom Card Farm XXXVians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The relatively small, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Baloo Kingdom City. The average income tax rate is 24.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The Baloo Kingdom Card Farm XXXVian economy, worth 390 trillion Prickly Pears a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 61,911 Prickly Pears, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Rumor has it that King Baloo Von Bruinwald XIII has won three lotteries in a row, TV coverage of music festivals consists mostly of backstage interviews, business is banging at no-tell motels, and women across the country are tying the knot. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Baloo Kingdom Card Farm XXXV's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lutheran Christianity.
Baloo Kingdom Card Farm XXXV is ranked 166,387th in the world and 27th in Baloo Kingdom Card Farm Plantation for Most Stationary, with 112.96796936712 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Baloo Kingdom Card Farm XXXV, women across the country are tying the knot.
- : Following new legislation in Baloo Kingdom Card Farm XXXV, business is banging at no-tell motels.
- : Following new legislation in Baloo Kingdom Card Farm XXXV, TV coverage of music festivals consists mostly of backstage interviews.
- : Following new legislation in Baloo Kingdom Card Farm XXXV, rumor has it that King Baloo Von Bruinwald XIII has won three lotteries in a row.
- : Following new legislation in Baloo Kingdom Card Farm XXXV, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene.
- : Following new legislation in Baloo Kingdom Card Farm XXXV, the state is footing the bill for billionaires' lawyers.
- : Following new legislation in Baloo Kingdom Card Farm XXXV, broken suspension systems are giving auto repair shops plenty of business.
- : Following new legislation in Baloo Kingdom Card Farm XXXV, the nation's police officers are famously miserable-looking.
- : Following new legislation in Baloo Kingdom Card Farm XXXV, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space.
- : Following new legislation in Baloo Kingdom Card Farm XXXV, Baloo Kingdom Card Farm XXXVians are wondering where have all the flowers gone.