- All holidays on the U.S. calendar.

- Patriot Day, January 22

- National Suffering Day, February 14

- Jungle Day, March 24

- Noon, The Noon of the fourth Saturday after the second full moon in March, or the second Friday after Ash Wednesday but only if there's a waxing gibbous moon in between.

- Bartrap: All of the traps put on Astolfo costumes and walk in the streets of Xyqiotin. The trains heading from or towards Xyqiotin are canceled. May 4th

- Mongo Awareness Day, May 8

- Baloo Day, June 8

- Shanksgiving, July 28

- Malt Dosney Day, August 10

- T-Pose Day, September 2

- No-Noggin Day, October 17

- Food Month, November

- Life Day, November 17