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Most Armed: 7,633rdMost Influential: 8,087thLargest Welfare Programs: 16,757th
The Federation of
Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Population12.775 billion

LeaderAndre Chernobog

AnimalRed Eagle

The Federation of Balnik is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Andre Chernobog with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, unlimited-speed roads, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 12.775 billion Balniki are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rustov. The average income tax rate is 65.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Balniki economy, worth 722 trillion Vrags a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 56,557 Vrags, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Balnik isn't what it used to be, fishermen take out second mortgages to afford the yearly fishing permit, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools, and plain-clothes police officers follow Dàguó tourists everywhere they go. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Balnik's national animal is the Red Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Balnik is ranked 63,663rd in the world and 96th in The Western Isles for Largest Governments, scoring 16.7 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

Most Armed: 7,633rdMost Influential: 8,087thTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 16,757thMost Valuable International Artwork: 20,188thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21,309thMost Stationary: 21,521stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,592ndLargest Populations: 22,412th
Most Armed: 13th in the region

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