In god we trust Leonhart Steinheil
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 220thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 261stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 661st
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Population4.167 billion

CapitalNew Blitzkov
LeaderLeonhart Steinheil

CurrencyBallistikovian Dollar
AnimalBallistikovian Eagle

The Republic of Ballistikov is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Leonhart Steinheil with an iron fist, and notable for its triple-decker prams, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.167 billion Ballistikovians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Blitzkov. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 86.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Ballistikovian economy, worth a remarkable 1,361 trillion Ballistikovian Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 326,809 Ballistikovian Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

A third of Ballistikovians are e-certified CEOs, foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security, sheep-like political loyalists repeat the mantra "one wheel bad, three wheels good", and disposable antiseptic wipes are considered a social necessity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ballistikov's national animal is the Ballistikovian Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Ballistikov is ranked 202,301st in the world and 6,439th in the Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -487.99 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 220thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 261stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 661stLargest Mining Sector: 674thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 823rdMost Armed: 1,105thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,219thMost Avoided: 1,256thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,269thLargest Black Market: 1,363rdMost Devout: 1,474thHighest Average Incomes: 1,483rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,527thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,869thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 2,776thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,980thMost Efficient Economies: 3,775thRudest Citizens: 5,186thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,188thLargest Insurance Industry: 5,198thMost Conservative: 5,310thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,342ndLargest Governments: 5,375thLowest Crime Rates: 5,944thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,587thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,709thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,424thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,395thHealthiest Citizens: 8,398thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,151stHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,251stTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,829thMost Developed: 11,076thHighest Economic Output: 12,018thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,561stMost Influential: 19,234th
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 15th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 17th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 21st in the regionMost Armed: 22nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 25th in the regionMost Avoided: 27th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 28th in the regionLargest Black Market: 31st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 32nd in the regionMost Devout: 34th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 40th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 58th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 64th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 94th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 108th in the regionRudest Citizens: 126th in the regionLargest Governments: 133rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 138th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 144th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 149th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 153rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 177th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 183rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 193rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 195th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 203rd in the regionMost Conservative: 224th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 224th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 248th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 280th in the regionMost Developed: 293rd in the regionMost Influential: 317th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 442nd in the regionLargest Populations: 498th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 530th in the region

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