The Island of Gods of Bali Kingdom is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Ratu Mayun Gading with a fair hand, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 9.112 billion Balians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Manggissari. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Balian economy, worth a remarkable 2,534 trillion Coin Kepengs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 278,171 Coin Kepengs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Builders across Bali Kingdom are blocked up with orders for new public loos, mountain rescue missions can end with more people lost than found, people across the world seek to be healthier by eliminating carbs, and Ratu Mayun Gading is too busy listening to praise to get any work done. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bali Kingdom's national animal is the Bali Starling, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hinduism Bali.

Bali Kingdom is ranked 167,986^th in the world and 8^th in Persatuan Negara Sosialis Kapitalis for Most Authoritarian, with 626.47 milliStalins.