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The Realm of Balder
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 3,053rdMost Primitive: 4,948thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,093rd
The Fiefdom of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Balder Dispatches

Population13.468 billion

Currencykrona
AnimalRaven

The Fiefdom of Balder Dispatches is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, enslaved workforce, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.468 billion Balder Dispatchesians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 46.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Balder Dispatchesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,504 trillion kronor a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 111,672 kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tom and Jerry cartoons have cat and mouse resolving their problems with reasoned discussion, turning the other cheek is accompanied by a polite letter of complaint, dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming, and attempts at growing pineapples in the desert have been unsuccessful. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Balder Dispatches's national animal is the Raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Balder Dispatches is ranked 131,340th in the world and 2,551st in Balder for Most Stationary, with 248.70454221788 days.

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5%
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 3,053rdMost Primitive: 4,948thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,093rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10,694thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 12,428thMost Devout: 13,048thLargest Black Market: 13,391stTop
10%
Largest Retail Industry: 16,894thMost Rebellious Youth: 17,228thHighest Economic Output: 17,837thLargest Agricultural Sector: 25,792ndHighest Poor Incomes: 26,349thMost Influential: 27,491stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 29,108th
Top
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 162nd in the regionMost Primitive: 239th in the regionMost Influential: 351st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 369th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 486th in the regionTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 570th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 766th in the regionMost Devout: 771st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 867th in the regionLargest Populations: 988th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1,017th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Balder Dispatches was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • : Balder Dispatches was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Balder Dispatches was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector and the Top 10% for Largest Populations.
  • : Balder Dispatches was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • : Balder Dispatches was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • : Balder Dispatches was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Balder Dispatches was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • : Balder Dispatches's influence in Balder rose from "Zero" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Balder Dispatches altered its national flag.
  • : Balder Dispatches altered its national flag.

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