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Through Reasons or by Forces
Most Secular: 2,983rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,087thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,530th
The Incorporated States of
Corporate Police State
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Babylon Inc

Population120 million

CurrencyC-Credit
AnimalDove

The Incorporated States of Babylon Inc is a very large, orderly nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 120 million HumanResources are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 48.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Babylon Incian economy, worth 9.45 trillion C-Credits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Trout Farming. Average income is 78,759 C-Credits, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 458,873 per year while the poor average 6,377, a ratio of 72.0 to 1.

Women who are caught shoplifting are sent home to their fathers with a patronising pat on the bottom, squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal, grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them, and consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Babylon Inc's national animal is the Dove.

Babylon Inc is ranked 36,393rd in the world and 19th in APSIA for Fattest Citizens, with 13.46 Obesity Rate.

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Most Secular: 2,983rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,087thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,530thTop
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Most Conservative: 13,432ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 14,871stMost Subsidized Industry: 16,585thMost Corrupt Governments: 17,198thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17,260th
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Most Secular: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Extreme: 9th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9th in the regionMost Conservative: 10th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 10th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 11th in the regionMost Armed: 12th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Babylon Inc, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in Babylon Inc, grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them.
  • : Following new legislation in Babylon Inc, squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal.
  • : Following new legislation in Babylon Inc, women who are caught shoplifting are sent home to their fathers with a patronising pat on the bottom.
  • : Following new legislation in Babylon Inc, anyone who so much as frowns risks being referred to a mental health unit.
  • : Babylon Inc's influence in APSIA rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Babylon Inc's influence in APSIA rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Babylon Inc's influence in APSIA rose from "Zero" to "Newcomer".
  • : Following new legislation in Babylon Inc, the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu.
  • : Following new legislation in Babylon Inc, machine-peeled candied grapes come in individual packaging for the busy commuter.

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