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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,090thMost Influential: 3,789thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,586th
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Population2.676 billion

LeaderRegina Iconicus Gina Comastia

AnimalGreater Crested Moon Pigeon

The Most Serene Republic of Babblijabs is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Regina Iconicus Gina Comastia with a fair hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.676 billion Babblijabsians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jabblijibs. The average income tax rate is 85.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Babblijabsian economy, worth 118 trillion bingbongs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 44,180 bingbongs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, they say that Babblijabsians made a dessert and called it peace, and there's no cure or sympathy for the common cold. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Babblijabs's national animal is the Greater Crested Moon Pigeon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Babblijabs is ranked 254,904th in the world and 12,081st in the South Pacific for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -118.21 on the Hayek Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,090thMost Influential: 3,789thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,586thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,633rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,343rdNicest Citizens: 7,796thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,266thMost Pacifist: 9,442ndNudest: 11,534thMost Inclusive: 11,716thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,050thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,246thTop
Best Weather: 15,009thSafest: 15,285thMost Income Equality: 15,985thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,452ndMost Beautiful Environments: 19,007thHighest Food Quality: 21,736thHealthiest Citizens: 22,221stHighest Drug Use: 22,489thLongest Average Lifespans: 22,846thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 23,219thSmartest Citizens: 23,254thMost Rebellious Youth: 24,392ndLargest Governments: 24,758thLowest Crime Rates: 26,938th
Least Corrupt Governments: 169th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 204th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 209th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 218th in the regionNudest: 238th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 267th in the regionNicest Citizens: 273rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 329th in the regionMost Pacifist: 364th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 400th in the regionMost Inclusive: 414th in the regionMost Influential: 445th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 475th in the regionBest Weather: 488th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 542nd in the regionSafest: 544th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 608th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 616th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 669th in the regionLargest Governments: 675th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 687th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 718th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 750th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 755th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 760th in the regionMost Income Equality: 848th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 885th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 896th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 906th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,050th in the regionLargest Populations: 1,099th in the regionMost Stationary: 1,192nd in the region

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