Population | 7.826 billion |
Capital | Revolucion |
Faith | Atheism |
Currency | lie |
Animal | Dog |
The Federal Republic of Baamland is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.826 billion Baamlandians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Revolucion. The average income tax rate is 90.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse Baamlandian economy, worth 683 trillion lies a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 87,318 lies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Aspiring musicians couldn't give away their music if they tried, a degree in Leader Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers, Baamlandians are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks, and a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Baamland's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.
Baamland is ranked 184,955th in the world and 4,306th in Balder for Most Stationary, with 71.25553078532 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Baamland's influence in Balder rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
- : Following new legislation in Baamland, a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts.
- : Following new legislation in Baamland, Baamlandians are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks.
- : Following new legislation in Baamland, a degree in Leader Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers.
- : Following new legislation in Baamland, aspiring musicians couldn't give away their music if they tried.
- : Following new legislation in Baamland, Leader steals from the rich and gives to the needy.
- : Following new legislation in Baamland, restaurants are required to specify whether their toilet paper was made in Baamland.
- : Baamland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
- : Baamland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Baamland, the long arm of the law possesses a rather slow hand.