NATION

PASSWORD

Peace and Justice
Least Corrupt Governments: 3,253rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,270thBest Weather: 3,541st
The Federal Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Baamland

Population7.826 billion

CapitalRevolucion
FaithAtheism

Currencylie
AnimalDog

The Federal Republic of Baamland is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.826 billion Baamlandians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Revolucion. The average income tax rate is 90.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Baamlandian economy, worth 683 trillion lies a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 87,318 lies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Aspiring musicians couldn't give away their music if they tried, a degree in Leader Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers, Baamlandians are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks, and a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Baamland's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Baamland is ranked 184,955th in the world and 4,306th in Balder for Most Stationary, with 71.25553078532 days.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 3,253rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,270thBest Weather: 3,541stLargest Welfare Programs: 3,600thMost Pacifist: 3,898thSafest: 4,453rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,574thNicest Citizens: 4,996thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,572ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,676thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,868thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,743rdHealthiest Citizens: 7,556thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,735thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,162ndMost Rebellious Youth: 8,571stMost Inclusive: 8,924thHighest Food Quality: 9,573rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,175thMost Secular: 10,238thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,359thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 17,105thMost Cheerful Citizens: 17,851stMost Cultured: 18,506thLowest Crime Rates: 21,938thLargest Governments: 22,445th
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Least Corrupt Governments: 134th in the regionBest Weather: 150th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 162nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 170th in the regionMost Pacifist: 175th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 185th in the regionSafest: 203rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 212th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 242nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 284th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 337th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 352nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 367th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 383rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 425th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 445th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 473rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 479th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 542nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 555th in the regionMost Secular: 559th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 709th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 818th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 931st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 935th in the regionMost Cultured: 997th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Baamland's influence in Balder rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : Following new legislation in Baamland, a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts.
  • : Following new legislation in Baamland, Baamlandians are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks.
  • : Following new legislation in Baamland, a degree in Leader Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers.
  • : Following new legislation in Baamland, aspiring musicians couldn't give away their music if they tried.
  • : Following new legislation in Baamland, Leader steals from the rich and gives to the needy.
  • : Following new legislation in Baamland, restaurants are required to specify whether their toilet paper was made in Baamland.
  • : Baamland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
  • : Baamland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Baamland, the long arm of the law possesses a rather slow hand.

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