Population | 7.97 billion |
Capital | Moscow |
Leader | Alexei Navalny |
Faith | Eastern Orthodoxy |
Currency | ruble |
Animal | bear |
The Republic of Baalkistann is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Alexei Navalny with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, national health service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 7.97 billion Balkans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscow. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Balkan economy, worth a remarkable 1,650 trillion rubles a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 207,073 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.
Evenings at university debating societies often end with everyone acknowledging both sides may well be right, visiting dignitaries make excuses to leave functions early and head to the nearest pub, power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky, and political cartoons depicting Alexei Navalny's face on a bear's buttocks are selling like hotcakes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Baalkistann's national animal is the bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Eastern Orthodoxy.
Baalkistann is ranked 189,381st in the world and 4,381st in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 63.35383445352 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Baalkistann, political cartoons depicting Alexei Navalny's face on a bear's buttocks are selling like hotcakes.
- : Following new legislation in Baalkistann, power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky.
- : Following new legislation in Baalkistann, visiting dignitaries make excuses to leave functions early and head to the nearest pub.
- : Following new legislation in Baalkistann, evenings at university debating societies often end with everyone acknowledging both sides may well be right.
- : Baalkistann was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Democratic Socialists".
- : Following new legislation in Baalkistann, snap elections are called whenever there's a chance to increase Alexei Navalny's majority.
- : Following new legislation in Baalkistann, the nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy.
- : Following new legislation in Baalkistann, Alexei Navalny's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success.
- : Following new legislation in Baalkistann, you can't spell society without CIS.
- : Following new legislation in Baalkistann, politicians who misplace decimal points on expense reports are fired for gross incompetence.