NATION

PASSWORD

Long Live the Republic
Most Devout: 1,844thMost Efficient Economies: 2,051stMost Subsidized Industry: 2,523rd
The Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Baalkistann

Population7.97 billion

CapitalMoscow
LeaderAlexei Navalny
FaithEastern Orthodoxy

Currencyruble
Animalbear

The Republic of Baalkistann is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Alexei Navalny with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, national health service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 7.97 billion Balkans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscow. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Balkan economy, worth a remarkable 1,650 trillion rubles a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 207,073 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Evenings at university debating societies often end with everyone acknowledging both sides may well be right, visiting dignitaries make excuses to leave functions early and head to the nearest pub, power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky, and political cartoons depicting Alexei Navalny's face on a bear's buttocks are selling like hotcakes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Baalkistann's national animal is the bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Eastern Orthodoxy.

Baalkistann is ranked 189,381st in the world and 4,381st in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 63.35383445352 days.

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Most Devout: 1,844thMost Efficient Economies: 2,051stMost Subsidized Industry: 2,523rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,636thLowest Crime Rates: 2,701stTop
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Safest: 3,153rdLargest Governments: 3,234thBest Weather: 3,739thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,079thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,180thMost Developed: 4,638thHealthiest Citizens: 4,972ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,387thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,799thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,833rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,272ndNicest Citizens: 6,351stSmartest Citizens: 6,507thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,771stMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,405thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,143rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 8,378thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,487thMost Armed: 8,735thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,960thMost Patriotic: 9,080thHighest Average Incomes: 9,199thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,858thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,915thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,499thHighest Food Quality: 11,655thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,283rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,221stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,835thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,770thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 15,884thMost Inclusive: 16,426thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 22,665thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 25,350th
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Most Efficient Economies: 59th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 77th in the regionMost Devout: 96th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 108th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 118th in the regionLargest Governments: 131st in the regionSafest: 150th in the regionBest Weather: 172nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 176th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 187th in the regionMost Developed: 196th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 237th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 274th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 313th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 325th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 337th in the regionNicest Citizens: 338th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 341st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 358th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 405th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 414th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 416th in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 537th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 539th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 546th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 549th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 572nd in the regionMost Armed: 575th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 577th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 630th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 636th in the regionMost Patriotic: 685th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 908th in the regionMost Inclusive: 913th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 915th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 972nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Baalkistann, political cartoons depicting Alexei Navalny's face on a bear's buttocks are selling like hotcakes.
  • : Following new legislation in Baalkistann, power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky.
  • : Following new legislation in Baalkistann, visiting dignitaries make excuses to leave functions early and head to the nearest pub.
  • : Following new legislation in Baalkistann, evenings at university debating societies often end with everyone acknowledging both sides may well be right.
  • : Baalkistann was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • : Following new legislation in Baalkistann, snap elections are called whenever there's a chance to increase Alexei Navalny's majority.
  • : Following new legislation in Baalkistann, the nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy.
  • : Following new legislation in Baalkistann, Alexei Navalny's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success.
  • : Following new legislation in Baalkistann, you can't spell society without CIS.
  • : Following new legislation in Baalkistann, politicians who misplace decimal points on expense reports are fired for gross incompetence.

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