The Kingdom of Azitupia is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its aversion to nipples, national health service, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 714 million Azizians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wadi Hanfiah. The average income tax rate is 49.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Azitupian economy, worth 70.1 trillion Riyals a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 98,118 Riyals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage, governments opposing Azitupia are beset by rebels, kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles, and the tightness of border controls in Azitupia leave a little to be desired. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Azitupia's national animal is the Saker Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Azitupia is ranked 172,786^th in the world and 675^th in Europe for Largest Black Market, with 66.7 billion Standard Monetary Units.