The Kingdom of Azitupia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by King Abdulaziz with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, keen interest in outer space, and national health service. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 1.187 billion Azizians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Riyadh. The average income tax rate is 66.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Azitupian economy, worth 123 trillion Euros a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 103,668 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again, being dead no longer has any benefits, the state pays for care of easily preventable illnesses, and streakers swamp all public events in order to bare it all. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Azitupia's national animal is the Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Azitupia is ranked 31,761^st in the world and 264^th in Europe for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 4,079.74 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.