The Constitutional Axolocracy of Axotolian Empire is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Jasoni Axotol with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working population of 1.84 billion Axotolian empireans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government prioritizes Administration, with Education, Environment, and Industry also on the agenda, while Public Transport receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Athena City. The average income tax rate is 78.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Axotolian empirean economy, worth 152 trillion Calabazabans a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 82,982 Calabazabans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Military spending is on the increase, Jasoni Axotol steals from the rich and gives to the needy, returning vacationers often find that their property is now a construction site, and voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Axotolian Empire's national animal is the Axolotl, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Way of christ.

Axotolian Empire is ranked 22,092^nd in the world and 10^th in Mitteleuropa for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 5,001.57 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.