|Animal||Bart de bever|
The Hippie slaying states of Axorian is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Sam Ramsdonck with an iron fist, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 12.166 billion Axorianians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The large, corrupt, socially-minded government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Administration, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Antverpia corruptus. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Axorianian economy, worth a remarkable 6,602 trillion breakcore samples a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 542,734 breakcore samples, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The nation doesn't need to go to war in order to acquire new territory, the tenet of free speech is held dear, the Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent, and there's a politician called Male Infant Kimmel. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Axorian's national animal is the Bart de bever, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Axorian voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Realm of the Whispering Winds".
- : Following new legislation in Axorian, there's a politician called Male Infant LeCarré.
- : Axorian was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
- : Following new legislation in Axorian, the Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent.
- : Following new legislation in Axorian, the tenet of free speech is held dear.
- : Axorian was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Democratic Socialists".
- : Following new legislation in Axorian, the nation doesn't need to go to war in order to acquire new territory.
- : Axorian was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Axorian, cheese lovers have a case of the bleus.
- : Following new legislation in Axorian, the number of deaths due to poor fungus identification is mushrooming.