The Gangsta's Paradise of Awesomeness is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Great Gigachad Sun Wo Kong with an even hand, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, complete lack of prisons, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 4.767 billion Gigachads enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Industry, although Education, Defense, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Citadel of Triumph. The average income tax rate is 58.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Awesomenessian economy, worth a remarkable 1,258 trillion Ausomian Yuan a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 263,966 Ausomian Yuan, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

National park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings, the government tells its citizens to 'forgive and forget', a little pushing and pulling is needed for big ships to pass, and visiting the best Awesomenessian restaurants requires keeping a visa on file. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Awesomeness's national animal is the Dragon-Eating Cats, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Sigma Grindset of Sun Wo.

Awesomeness is ranked 5,848^th in the world and 7^th in Far East Oriental Federation for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 109,546.1 Standard Monetary Units.