The Joint-Military Authority of Averigrad is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sexeral Sexretary Sextex with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, prohibition of alcohol, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 798 million Averigradians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crystalwindia. The average income tax rate is 69.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Averigradian economy, worth 73.9 trillion Averigradian Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 92,583 Averigradian Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kids are told they can be whoever they want to be when they grow up, citizens pray for sunshine so that they can use illicit sundials for timekeeping, government employees from Averigrad dominate international lumberjack competitions, and Sexeral Sexretary Sextex has been self-declared as the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Averigrad's national animal is the South Averigradian Raccoon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Averigrad is ranked 207,655^th in the world and 1^st in The Cortexist International for Largest Black Market, with 412 billion Standard Monetary Units.