The Imperial Confederation of Avana Kreig is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Kaiser Henry Von Krieg with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, cynical population of 3.625 billion Avana Kreigians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Avana. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Avana Kreigian economy, worth 582 trillion Kreigers a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 160,681 Kreigers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Asking what someone does for a living is considered a faux pax for being potentially jobist, edutainment video games are taking Avana Kreig's students to the next level, burning twigs to keep warm while lost in the wild is now a felony, and where there's smoke there's the Avana Kreigian Forestry Department. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Avana Kreig's national animal is the Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Kriegism.

Avana Kreig is ranked 265,328^th in the world and 11,715^th in The East Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -11.22 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.