The Holy Commonwealth of Autohorne is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Thalassocrat Regency Council with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 2.128 billion Autohorneans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New-Ur. The average income tax rate is 64.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Autohornean economy, worth 236 trillion Cogged Rials a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 111,265 Cogged Rials, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

College students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, the government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots, the nation is known as the cheapskates of The Communist Bloc, and only AIs know why the nation is rapidly increasing its semiconductor stockpile. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Autohorne's national animal is the Emu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Autohorne is ranked 239,142^nd in the world and 1,270^th in The Communist Bloc for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -33 on the Hayek Index.