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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,912thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,590thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,002nd
The Iron-Fist Rule of
Father Knows Best State
Influence
Nipper
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Authoss

Population1.325 billion

CapitalIrongrit
LeaderIvan Machiavelli

CurrencyAut
AnimalFox

The Iron-Fist Rule of Authoss is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Ivan Machiavelli with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.325 billion Authossians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Irongrit. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 74.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Authossian economy, worth 196 trillion Auts a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 148,677 Auts, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

Political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations, satellite images show safe electoral constituencies in complete darkness, carefully-staged grief is displayed by Ivan Machiavelli after national disasters, and the nation is renowned abroad for its love of blood and guts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Authoss's national animal is the Fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Authoss is ranked 19,628th in the world and 497th in the South Pacific for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 98.89 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,912thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,590thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,002ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,174thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,205thLowest Crime Rates: 7,390thMost Developed: 8,810thMost Secular: 9,109thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,127thHealthiest Citizens: 10,787thSmartest Citizens: 12,224thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,238thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,354thLargest Governments: 13,179thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,528thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 13,866thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,270thLargest Welfare Programs: 15,495thHighest Average Incomes: 15,536thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,782ndBest Weather: 17,672ndMost Beautiful Environments: 18,453rdMost Efficient Economies: 19,628thMost Inclusive: 20,104thLargest Agricultural Sector: 20,928thHighest Food Quality: 21,248thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,910thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,957thHighest Average Tax Rates: 21,999thMost Subsidized Industry: 24,553rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 26,162ndLargest Publishing Industry: 27,227th
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 114th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 195th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 211th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 216th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 216th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 244th in the regionMost Developed: 276th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 281st in the regionMost Secular: 294th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 336th in the regionLargest Governments: 368th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 370th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 377th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 390th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 394th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 399th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 406th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 439th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 453rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 474th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 477th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 497th in the regionBest Weather: 559th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 575th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 586th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 630th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 632nd in the regionTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 640th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 701st in the regionMost Inclusive: 741st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 745th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 886th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1,024th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1,122nd in the regionSafest: 1,164th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Authoss was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Following new legislation in Authoss, the nation is renowned abroad for its love of blood and guts.
  • : Following new legislation in Authoss, carefully-staged grief is displayed by Ivan Machiavelli after national disasters.
  • : Following new legislation in Authoss, satellite images show safe electoral constituencies in complete darkness.
  • : Following new legislation in Authoss, political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations.
  • : Following new legislation in Authoss, grade school teachers mark homework with red "CITATION NEEDED" stamps.
  • : Following new legislation in Authoss, the inside lane of every highway is for parked vehicles only.
  • : Following new legislation in Authoss, foreigners must sell an arm and a leg to afford surgery in Authoss.
  • : Following new legislation in Authoss, the tax agency is feared more than serial killers and terrorists.
  • : Authoss was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.

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