The Democratic States of Authoritarian Communist Potatopelago is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its state-planned economy, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 251 million Authoritarian Communist Potatopelagoans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 69.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Authoritarian Communist Potatopelagoan economy, worth 8.43 trillion bitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is 33,582 bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, military spending recently hit a new high, organ donation is compulsory, and psychological disorders are a taboo subject. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Authoritarian Communist Potatopelago's national animal is the Communist Partridge, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Authoritarian Communist Potatopelago is ranked 312,850^th in the world and 5^th in Communism together for Nudest, with 4.5 cheeks per square mile.