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Most Armed: 4,426thMost Devout: 9,091stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,143rd
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Austro-Hungarian Slavia

Population661 million


CurrencyAustrian Krone
AnimalDouble-Headed Eagle

The United Sts Of GroßÖsterreich of Austro-Hungarian Slavia is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 661 million Austrians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vienna. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 44.5%.

The powerhouse Austrian economy, worth 53.6 trillion Austrian Kroner a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Trout Farming, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 81,128 Austrian Kroner, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 347,916 per year while the poor average 12,108, a ratio of 28.7 to 1.

Metal detectors have been banned after a bottle cap caused a riot at the beach, the judicial system legislates morality, saying that someone looks a bit pale can be construed as hate speech, and politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Austro-Hungarian Slavia's national animal is the Double-Headed Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Austro-Hungarian Slavia is ranked 161,146th in the world and 6,944th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -103.49 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most Armed: 4,426thMost Devout: 9,091stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,143rdTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 12,911thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,983rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,070thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 15,017thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,172ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 19,708th
Most Armed: 154th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 369th in the regionMost Devout: 371st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 398th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 467th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 477th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 495th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 629th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 753rd in the region

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