The Habsburgian Archduchy of Austrian Civals is a huge, safe nation, ruled by Karl vonHabsburg with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, otherworldly petting zoo, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 985 million Austro-Civochets enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vienna. The average income tax rate is 30.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Austro-Civillic economy, worth 117 trillion Austrian Vances a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 119,689 Austrian Vances, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Statue-sitting has replaced the stake-out as the dullest form of police duty, nobody is quite sure what the government's last policy decision was but fans are saying it'll make Austrian Civals great again, census workers are having a hard time figuring out who is actually living in Austrian Civals after the ban on emigration was lifted, and the newest East Lebatuckese coins have "long live East Lebatuck" on heads and "death to Austrian Civals" on tails. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Austrian Civals's national animal is the Flamingo, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Austrian Civals is ranked 33,530^th in the world and 1,327^th in the South Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 4,361.25 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.