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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 467th Most Influential: 795th Largest Welfare Programs: 2,031st
The Matriarchy of
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Population2.848 billion

LeaderTav Telkan


The Matriarchy of Ausnakulia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Tav Telkan with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, lack of airports, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.848 billion Ausnakulians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Balinfei. The average income tax rate is 92.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ausnakulian economy, worth 287 trillion baht a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 100,951 baht, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The constant playing of Merry Birthday on Ausnakulian radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity, young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves, male med students learning female anatomy do so with their eyes tightly closed, and engineers ask liberal arts majors "Do you want fries with that?". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ausnakulia's national animal is the emu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ausnakulia is ranked 3,114th in the world and 204th in The North Pacific for Most Inclusive, scoring 259.73 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 467thMost Influential: 795thTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 2,031stMost Pacifist: 2,137thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,231stLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,342ndBest Weather: 2,375thNicest Citizens: 2,403rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,524thSafest: 2,943rdMost Inclusive: 3,114thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,400thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,907thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,306thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,552ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,015thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,068thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,884thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,983rdLowest Crime Rates: 8,104thTop
Most Cultured: 8,641stHealthiest Citizens: 9,344thMost Developed: 9,841stMost Secular: 9,866thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,118thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,653rdLargest Governments: 10,806thSmartest Citizens: 12,032ndNudest: 12,264thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,285thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,374thMost Income Equality: 14,708thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,834th
Largest Welfare Programs: 93rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 116th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 126th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 130th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 131st in the regionNicest Citizens: 131st in the regionBest Weather: 137th in the regionSafest: 156th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 194th in the regionMost Inclusive: 204th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 219th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 230th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 241st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 246th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 248th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 280th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 282nd in the regionMost Influential: 303rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 350th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 375th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 397th in the regionNudest: 399th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 418th in the regionMost Cultured: 426th in the regionTop
Most Secular: 503rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 518th in the regionLargest Governments: 522nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 563rd in the regionMost Developed: 584th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 647th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 676th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 764th in the regionMost Stationary: 765th in the regionMost Income Equality: 793rd in the region

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