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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 829thMost Influential: 1,195thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,359th
The Matriarchy of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
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Population5.804 billion

LeaderTav Telkan


The Matriarchy of Ausnakulia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Tav Telkan with a fair hand, and renowned for its lack of airports, anti-smoking policies, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.804 billion Ausnakulians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Balinfei. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Ausnakulian economy, worth 655 trillion baht a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 112,908 baht, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

They who do not work shall not eat, the banshee wail foretells skies of death, criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program, and the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ausnakulia's national animal is the emu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ausnakulia is ranked 177,736th in the world and 7,746th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -162.67 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 829thMost Influential: 1,195thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,359thMost Pacifist: 1,377thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,759thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,830thBest Weather: 1,842ndNicest Citizens: 1,897thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,012thTop
Most Inclusive: 2,287thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,401stSafest: 2,527thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,603rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,635thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,940thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,296thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,783rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,895thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,098thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,828thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,229thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,321stMost Cultured: 5,995thMost Developed: 6,022ndLowest Crime Rates: 6,209thHealthiest Citizens: 6,233rdLargest Governments: 7,315thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,227thSmartest Citizens: 8,979thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 10,559thMost Secular: 10,790thMost Income Equality: 13,265thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,093rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,813th
Largest Welfare Programs: 62nd in the regionTop
Most Pacifist: 94th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 96th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 104th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 116th in the regionBest Weather: 117th in the regionNicest Citizens: 123rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 127th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 129th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 130th in the regionSafest: 139th in the regionMost Inclusive: 144th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 149th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 159th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 174th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 180th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 197th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 267th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 299th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 301st in the regionMost Cultured: 301st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 309th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 354th in the regionMost Developed: 360th in the regionLargest Governments: 368th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 483rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 488th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 512th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 580th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 583rd in the regionNudest: 586th in the regionMost Secular: 594th in the regionMost Income Equality: 609th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 779th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 822nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 824th in the regionLargest Populations: 898th in the region

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