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Freedom, Democracy, Liberty
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,014thMost Patriotic: 3,431stLargest Retail Industry: 3,946th
The Kingdom of
Mother Knows Best State
Influence
Apprentice
Vizier of Foreign Affairs
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Aursi

Population2.556 billion

CapitalAurtumn
LeaderQueen Aursia
FaithAursiafism

CurrencyAursifen
AnimalPoKoPoKo

The Kingdom of Aursi is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Aursia with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, frequent executions, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.556 billion Aursians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aurtumn. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Aursian economy, worth 455 trillion Aursifens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 178,092 Aursifens, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 623,789 per year while the poor average 36,917, a ratio of 16.9 to 1.

Citizens seem fixated on 105m x 45m rectangles, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers, and soldiers are "encouraged" to advance by armed officers behind them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aursi's national animal is the PoKoPoKo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Aursiafism.

Aursi is ranked 5,165th in the world and 2nd in Anubis for Fattest Citizens, with 23.62 Obesity Rate.

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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,014thTop
5%
Most Patriotic: 3,431stLargest Retail Industry: 3,946thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,362ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,081stFattest Citizens: 5,165thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,230thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,827thMost Efficient Economies: 8,134thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,844thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,655thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,701stLargest Mining Sector: 10,834thHighest Average Incomes: 10,843rdMost Subsidized Industry: 11,713thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,021stTop
10%
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,772ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,593rdLargest Governments: 21,664thLowest Crime Rates: 21,771stMost Secular: 24,123rdLargest Black Market: 24,176thMost Developed: 25,955thSmartest Citizens: 28,610thMost Avoided: 30,029th
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Largest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionTop
10%
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Aursi, soldiers are "encouraged" to advance by armed officers behind them.
  • : Following new legislation in Aursi, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers.
  • : Following new legislation in Aursi, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites.
  • : Following new legislation in Aursi, citizens seem fixated on 105m x 45m rectangles.
  • : Aursi was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Avoided.
  • : Following new legislation in Aursi, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security.
  • : Following new legislation in Aursi, tombstones are ten feet high to accommodate the names of inhabitants.
  • : Following new legislation in Aursi, the leaders of Aursi are given the nod by their predecessors.
  • : Following new legislation in Aursi, oil rigs in winter are heated by contained oil slick fires.
  • : Following new legislation in Aursi, there's an aura of pseudoscience around academia.

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