The Kingdom of Aursi is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Aursia with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, frequent executions, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.556 billion Aursians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aurtumn. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Aursian economy, worth 455 trillion Aursifens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 178,092 Aursifens, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 623,789 per year while the poor average 36,917, a ratio of 16.9 to 1.

Citizens seem fixated on 105m x 45m rectangles, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers, and soldiers are "encouraged" to advance by armed officers behind them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aursi's national animal is the PoKoPoKo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Aursiafism.

Aursi is ranked 5,165^th in the world and 2^nd in Anubis for Fattest Citizens, with 23.62 Obesity Rate.