Nous ne nous tairons jamais plus en présence du mal. The Grand High Minister of Auphelia
Auphelia was Condemned by Security Council Resolution # 307
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 149thMost Influential: 296thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,434th
The Mother of Polls of
Left-wing Utopia
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Population7.41 billion

CapitalThe Torture Labyrinth
LeaderThe Grand High Minister of Auphelia


The Mother of Polls of Auphelia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by The Grand High Minister of Auphelia with a fair hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, otherworldly petting zoo, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.41 billion Councillors are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Torture Labyrinth. The average income tax rate is 71.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Councillor economy, worth a remarkable 1,041 trillion Bitternesses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 140,555 Bitternesses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Councillor tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation, enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany The Grand High Minister of Auphelia to meetings with foreign heads of state, and the doctor has cold hands. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Auphelia's national animal is the Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Auphelia is ranked 75,872nd in the world and 2,753rd in the South Pacific for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 1,518.46 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 149thMost Influential: 296thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,434thTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,126thMost Cultured: 5,560thBest Weather: 5,603rdMost Inclusive: 5,823rdMost Beautiful Environments: 5,922ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,104thNicest Citizens: 6,141stMost Pacifist: 6,256thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,539thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,006thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,016thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,041stMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,053rdHealthiest Citizens: 7,135thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,513thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,704thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,090thMost Developed: 8,288thSmartest Citizens: 8,791stMost Subsidized Industry: 9,347thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,616thMost Efficient Economies: 9,788thTop
Nudest: 11,219thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11,656thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,083rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,270thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,134thHighest Average Incomes: 15,831stHighest Economic Output: 16,367thMost Stationary: 16,897thLargest Governments: 17,824thLargest Welfare Programs: 20,943rd
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 13th in the regionMost Influential: 14th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 55th in the regionTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 104th in the regionMost Cultured: 157th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 174th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 178th in the regionBest Weather: 182nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 203rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 210th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 210th in the regionNicest Citizens: 215th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 216th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 218th in the regionMost Pacifist: 233rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 234th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 234th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 235th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 245th in the regionMost Developed: 257th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 265th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 274th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 278th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 291st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 294th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 299th in the regionMost Stationary: 317th in the regionNudest: 344th in the regionLargest Populations: 392nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 396th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 421st in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 447th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 476th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 478th in the regionLargest Governments: 519th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 675th in the region

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