Drink SPIT! the Aumeltopian SPIT Company
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 313th Most Influential: 996th Most Primitive: 10,378th
The 🐌❄️ Foreign Minister ❄️🐌 of
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Population3.838 billion

CapitalʻAruā Harmonia
Leaderthe Aumeltopian SPIT Company
Faithtribal animism

Animalgolden river-dolphin

The 🐌❄️ Foreign Minister ❄️🐌 of Aumeltopia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by the Aumeltopian SPIT Company with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.838 billion Aumeltopians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Welfare, although Education, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ʻAruā Harmonia. The average income tax rate is 55.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Aumeltopian economy, worth 102 trillion petals a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 26,603 petals, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash, 9 out of 10 consumers think that vitamins can cure cancer, family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries, and whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Aumeltopian Embarrassments. Crime is totally unknown. Aumeltopia's national animal is the golden river-dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is tribal animism.

Aumeltopia is ranked 58,100th in the world and 2,147th in the South Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 67 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 313thMost Influential: 996thTop
Most Primitive: 10,378thMost Politically Free: 12,367thBest Weather: 15,753rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 16,059th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 28th in the regionMost Influential: 40th in the regionTop
Most Politically Free: 379th in the regionMost Stationary: 391st in the regionBest Weather: 495th in the regionMost Primitive: 500th in the regionLargest Populations: 537th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 632nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 636th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 648th in the region

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