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Lucky Beetles shall rules thy pizza
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 572ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 606thMost Pacifist: 658th
The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
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Apprentice
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Good
Economy
Frightening
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August beetles

Population3.864 billion

CapitalYggdrasil
LeaderSanta Claus
FaithAthyism

CurrencyGolden Candy Cane
AnimalLeprechaun

The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of August beetles is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Santa Claus with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, daily referendums, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.864 billion Beetles love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrasil. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Augustian economy, worth 792 trillion Golden Candy Canes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Pizza Delivery, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 205,083 Golden Candy Canes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, life expectancies inside correctional facilities vastly exceed the national average, the state believes that nature-oriented summer camps will somehow solve youth crime, and chest pains are considered part of the dining experience in Augustian restaurants. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. August beetles's national animal is the Leprechaun, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Athyism.

August beetles is ranked 268,158th in the world and 101st in World of Beetles for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -12.33 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 572ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 606thMost Pacifist: 658thNicest Citizens: 683rdSafest: 893rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 919thMost Inclusive: 1,021stLargest Welfare Programs: 1,023rdMost Rebellious Youth: 1,304thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,345thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,580thMost Developed: 1,616thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,664thHighest Food Quality: 1,682ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,805thBest Weather: 1,825thLargest Governments: 1,988thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,022ndHighest Poor Incomes: 2,047thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,051stMost Beautiful Environments: 2,059thHealthiest Citizens: 2,294thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,296thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,358thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,698thTop
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Most Secular: 2,995thLowest Crime Rates: 3,076thSmartest Citizens: 3,116thMost Cultured: 3,129thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,689thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,785thMost Efficient Economies: 3,807thMost Income Equality: 4,282ndNudest: 5,223rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,538thHighest Average Incomes: 7,011thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,354thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,218thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,818thTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 15,471st
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Most Developed: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionTop
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Smartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 7th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in August beetles, chest pains are considered part of the dining experience in Augustian restaurants.
  • : Following new legislation in August beetles, the state believes that nature-oriented summer camps will somehow solve youth crime.
  • : Following new legislation in August beetles, life expectancies inside correctional facilities vastly exceed the national average.
  • : Following new legislation in August beetles, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas.
  • : August beetles was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Following new legislation in August beetles, 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners.
  • : Following new legislation in August beetles, re-education centers are being added to most prisons.
  • : Following new legislation in August beetles, Santa Claus is spearheading a new fashion trend of wearing swimming goggles and medieval armour.
  • : Following new legislation in August beetles, government officials are held to the highest standard of morality.
  • : Following new legislation in August beetles, gay men commonly complain about their time of the month.

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