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Quality over Quantity
August was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 228
Highest Crime Rates: 197th Most Armed: 204th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 219th
The Dichromatic Mechanism of
Anarchy
Influence
Vassal
Founder / Supreme Allied Commander
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Corrupted

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August

Population9.549 billion

Currencysense
Animalleopard

The Dichromatic Mechanism of August is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 9.549 billion Augustins live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken individuals is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, although Education and Public Transport are also considered important, while Law & Order and Environment receive no funds. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Augustin economy, worth a remarkable 2,201 trillion senses a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 230,521 senses, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,065,432 per year while the poor average 3,313, a ratio of 623 to 1.

9 out of 10 consumers think that vitamins can cure cancer, open-casket funerals are avoided at all cost, citizens try to pass off bottlecaps they found in their backyards as historical artifacts, and Leader can often be found attempting to coax random citizens' cats down from trees. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. August's national animal is the leopard, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

August is ranked 810th in the world and 3rd in Cape of Good Hope for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 32,548.2 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

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Highest Crime Rates: 197thMost Armed: 204thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 219thLargest Gambling Industry: 355thRudest Citizens: 382ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 385thMost Avoided: 395thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 442ndFattest Citizens: 456thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 488thLargest Retail Industry: 810thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 941stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 949thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 975thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,061stHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,203rdTop
5%
Largest Mining Sector: 1,631stMost Rebellious Youth: 1,671stMost Politically Free: 1,758thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,810thHighest Drug Use: 1,888thMost Pro-Market: 1,891stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,417thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,629thMost Efficient Economies: 2,697thHighest Average Incomes: 3,727thMost Extreme: 5,128thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,356thHighest Economic Output: 5,381stLargest Insurance Industry: 6,292ndNudest: 6,480thMost Cultured: 6,493rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 6,877thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,489thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,621stLargest Publishing Industry: 7,681stTop
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Most Stationary: 12,845thMost Influential: 13,165thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,047thLargest Black Market: 15,408th
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionNudest: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : August published "AugustinAndroid v2 Public Release" (Meta: Reference).
  • : August was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : August was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : August was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : August's influence in Cape of Good Hope rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
  • : August was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector and the Top 10% for Largest Black Market.
  • : August was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : August was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : August was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : August banned The 🌴Environmental Sanctuary🌴 of Sakaba from Cape of Good Hope.

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