Quality over Quantity
August was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 228
Highest Crime Rates: 238thMost Armed: 269thLargest Gambling Industry: 329th
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Population15.607 billion


The Dichromatic Mechanism of August is a gargantuan, cultured nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, ritual sacrifices, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 15.607 billion Augustins live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken individuals is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, although Education and Public Transport are also considered important, while Law & Order and Environment receive no funds. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Augustin economy, worth a remarkable 3,626 trillion senses a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 232,350 senses, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,602,501 per year while the poor average 11,945, a ratio of 134 to 1.

Enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity, passengers often cause a stink on public transport, history textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students, and the first test of a good kindergartener is the quality of the sponge-baths they give. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. August's national animal is the leopard, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

August is ranked 8,587th in the world and 18th in Cape of Good Hope for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 12,965.78 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Highest Crime Rates: 238thMost Armed: 269thLargest Gambling Industry: 329thMost Avoided: 346thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 376thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 381stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 489thFattest Citizens: 543rdRudest Citizens: 617thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 894thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 934thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,116thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,166thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,206thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,307thLargest Retail Industry: 1,434thMost Politically Free: 1,443rdMost Pro-Market: 1,514thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,618thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,789thLargest Mining Sector: 2,371stHighest Drug Use: 2,562ndTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,986thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,810thHighest Economic Output: 4,354thHighest Average Incomes: 4,909thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,780thMost Cultured: 7,002ndLargest Insurance Industry: 8,537thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,587thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,879thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,570thMost Influential: 11,885thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 13,463rdLargest Populations: 19,002ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20,834thLargest Black Market: 21,473rdMost Extreme: 22,136thSmartest Citizens: 24,739th
Highest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionTop
Fattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7th in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 10th in the region

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