The Republic of Attica is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, ruled by Myron Kasimatis with an even hand, and renowned for its burgeoning cow population. The hard-working, democratic population of 20.13 billion Atticans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Athens. The average income tax rate is 20.8%.

The strong Attican economy, worth 936 trillion drachmas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is 46,512 drachmas, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

More and more students are taking up a career in medicine, Myron Kasimatis has just been declared ruler of Attica in an international press conference, abortion is only legal in unusual circumstances, and Greek Orthodoxy has been named as Attica's national religion. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Attica's national animal is the cow and its national religion is Greek Orthodoxy.

Attica is ranked 125,304^th in the world and 6^th in Attica for Healthiest Citizens, with 1 bananas ingested per day.