The You are beautiful of Attestaltarragaby is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Marc Gobbs with an even hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 4.839 billion Attestaltarragabyians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saintinia. The average income tax rate is 65.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Attestaltarragabyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,525 trillion pesos a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Tourism, Information Technology, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 315,226 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

The seats at the back of the parliament are reserved for indigenous ministers, houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries, workers tend to schedule naps during all-hands meetings, and wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Attestaltarragaby's national animal is the kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

Attestaltarragaby is ranked 270,117^th in the world and 131^st in Aspen for Most Authoritarian, with 252.71 milliStalins.