The Free Land of Atsilasgi Asgayadihi is a colossal, genial nation, remarkable for its smutty television and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, democratic population of 7.377 billion Atsilasgi Asgayadihians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The medium-sized, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Spirituality. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.1%.

The very strong Atsilasgi Asgayadihian economy, worth 347 trillion Tobaccos a year, is quite specialized and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Furniture Restoration, and Gambling. Average income is 47,060 Tobaccos, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 139,394 per year while the poor average 12,475, a ratio of 11.2 to 1.

Metal detectors have been banned after a bottle cap caused a riot at the beach, programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours, a major religion has been named as Atsilasgi Asgayadihi's national religion, and Leader has just been declared ruler of Atsilasgi Asgayadihi in an international press conference. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Atsilasgi Asgayadihi's national animal is the Spirit Animal.

Atsilasgi Asgayadihi is ranked 242,782^nd in the world and 15^th in Turtle Island for Lowest Crime Rates, with 54 law-abiding acts per hour.