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Skin on skin, let the love begin
Highest Economic Output: 11,706thLargest Populations: 12,298thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 20,855th
The Watchfires of
Father Knows Best State
Influence
Hermit
Governor
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Few

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Athos 3

Population22.46 billion

Currency$$
AnimalDolly Varden

The Watchfires of Athos 3 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, parental licensing program, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 22.46 billion Athos 3ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 55.5%.

The all-consuming Athos 3ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,083 trillion $$s a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 92,769 $$s, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling", Dolly Vardens with strange deformities like three eyes and tentacles have been seen prancing through the countryside where industrial waste is dumped, the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem", and traffic cops are puzzled to see that nobody exceeds the speed limits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Athos 3's national animal is the Dolly Varden, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Athos 3 is ranked 81,828th in the world and 1st in Republica Oriental del Uruguay for Most Stationary, with 590.66595530688 days.

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Highest Economic Output: 11,706thLargest Populations: 12,298thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 20,855th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Athos 3 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Athos 3, traffic cops are puzzled to see that nobody exceeds the speed limits.
  • : Following new legislation in Athos 3, the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem".
  • : Following new legislation in Athos 3, Dolly Vardens with strange deformities like three eyes and tentacles have been seen prancing through the countryside where industrial waste is dumped.
  • : Following new legislation in Athos 3, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling".
  • : Following new legislation in Athos 3, armed security details escort librarians to their homes.
  • : Following new legislation in Athos 3, drugs containing the compound "oleum de serpens" are being sold to cancer patients.
  • : Following new legislation in Athos 3, student exchange programs are in trouble as everyone wants to leave but no-one wants to come.
  • : Following new legislation in Athos 3, major archaeological findings are frequently bulldozed to make way for new buildings.
  • : Following new legislation in Athos 3, adultery has been made a capital offence.

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