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I'm so silly
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,306thLargest Gambling Industry: 7,912thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9,782nd
The Holy Empire of
Corporate Bordello
Influence
Hatchling
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Superb

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Aster Laurel

Population1.378 billion

CurrencyUwU
AnimalOwO

The Holy Empire of Aster Laurel is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.378 billion Aster Laurelians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Healthcare and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.5%.

The strong Aster Laurelian economy, worth 86.8 trillion UwUs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 62,969 UwUs, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 374,960 per year while the poor average 4,840, a ratio of 77.5 to 1.

Elected officials who disagree with Leader have a lot of accidents, Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested, kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles, and marijuana is legal in the privacy of your own home. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Aster Laurel's national animal is the OwO, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Aster Laurel is ranked 255,732nd in the world and 3,441st in the Rejected Realms for Nicest Citizens, with 7.52 average smiles per day.

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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,306thTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 7,912thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9,782ndTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 20,019thMost Pro-Market: 25,017thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 27,485thLargest Insurance Industry: 27,491stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 28,459thFattest Citizens: 29,760thHighest Crime Rates: 32,120th
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 59th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 113th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 117th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 135th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 178th in the regionTop
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Highest Crime Rates: 252nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 311th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 333rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 376th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 453rd in the regionMost Avoided: 472nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 476th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 478th in the regionFattest Citizens: 486th in the region

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