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NationStates Friendship Moo brains Assèdion
Largest Publishing Industry: 3,781stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,857thMost Cultured: 10,884th
The Holy Red Supermola gimbasada of
Left-wing Utopia
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Apprentice
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Civil Rights
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Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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Assedion

Population5.637 billion

CapitalSamada
LeaderAssèdion
Faithpalestra

Currencygold bar brains
Animalleprechaun pony cow brains

The Holy Red Supermola gimbasada of Assedion is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Assèdion with a fair hand, and notable for its avant-garde cinema, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.637 billion Assedionarns are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Samada. The average income tax rate is 41.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Assedionarn economy, worth 616 trillion gold bar brains a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 109,290 gold bar brains, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol, biotech companies are fined if their jumbled genetic sequences look too familiar, fruit market traders let their stock spoil rather than reduce their prices at the day's end, and the government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds. Crime is totally unknown. Assedion's national animal is the leprechaun pony cow brains, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is palestra.

Assedion is ranked 29,683rd in the world and 4th in Hiperuranion for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 5,794.31 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 3,781stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,857thMost Cultured: 10,884thMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,968thHighest Food Quality: 13,795thNicest Citizens: 14,126thMost Compassionate Citizens: 15,211thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 18,788thMost Rebellious Youth: 19,703rdHighest Poor Incomes: 22,291stNudest: 22,539thLongest Average Lifespans: 22,814thMost Inclusive: 23,388thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 24,308thHealthiest Citizens: 25,267thMost Politically Free: 26,892ndMost Developed: 27,170thMost Beautiful Environments: 28,551stHighest Disposable Incomes: 29,383rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 29,683rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 32,942ndSafest: 33,571st
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Armed: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Assedion, the government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds.
  • : Following new legislation in Assedion, fruit market traders let their stock spoil rather than reduce their prices at the day's end.
  • : Following new legislation in Assedion, biotech companies are fined if their jumbled genetic sequences look too familiar.
  • : Following new legislation in Assedion, groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol.
  • : Following new legislation in Assedion, paper and ink publications are subsidised by the government to keep them in the black.
  • : Assedion was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights and Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Following new legislation in Assedion, the poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet.
  • : Following new legislation in Assedion, the constant playing of Merry Birthday on Assedionarn radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity.
  • : Following new legislation in Assedion, the nation faces constant invasions by foreign boy bands.
  • : Following new legislation in Assedion, government adverts say that twelve lashes a day keeps divine wrath at bay.

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