Population | 5.637 billion |
Capital | Samada |
Leader | Assèdion |
Faith | palestra |
Currency | gold bar brains |
Animal | leprechaun pony cow brains |
The Holy Red Supermola gimbasada of Assedion is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Assèdion with a fair hand, and notable for its avant-garde cinema, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.637 billion Assedionarns are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Samada. The average income tax rate is 41.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Assedionarn economy, worth 616 trillion gold bar brains a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 109,290 gold bar brains, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol, biotech companies are fined if their jumbled genetic sequences look too familiar, fruit market traders let their stock spoil rather than reduce their prices at the day's end, and the government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds. Crime is totally unknown. Assedion's national animal is the leprechaun pony cow brains, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is palestra.
Assedion is ranked 29,683rd in the world and 4th in Hiperuranion for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 5,794.31 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Assedion, the government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds.
- : Following new legislation in
Assedion, fruit market traders let their stock spoil rather than reduce their prices at the day's end.
- : Following new legislation in
Assedion, biotech companies are fined if their jumbled genetic sequences look too familiar.
- : Following new legislation in
Assedion, groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol.
- : Following new legislation in
Assedion, paper and ink publications are subsidised by the government to keep them in the black.
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Assedion was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights and Most Rebellious Youth.
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Assedion, the poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet.
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Assedion, the constant playing of Merry Birthday on Assedionarn radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity.
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Assedion, the nation faces constant invasions by foreign boy bands.
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Assedion, government adverts say that twelve lashes a day keeps divine wrath at bay.